Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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