Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
