I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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