Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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