This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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