my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize