I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Who died my cat blue again?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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