Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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