What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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