The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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