All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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