actually, I'm a sock model
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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