I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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