Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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