Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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