dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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