We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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