i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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