Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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