Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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