She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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