just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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