if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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