He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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