I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No subtext here. People are naked.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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