Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
In America we eat man semen.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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