i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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