he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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