u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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