Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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