Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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