Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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