Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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