what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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