is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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