Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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