Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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