Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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