I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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