Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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