So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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