at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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