You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You need a sexual gate keeper
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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