she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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