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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My life is pants optional.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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