it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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