i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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