ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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