I'm eating all of the evidence.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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