WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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