She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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