he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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