so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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