Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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