It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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